THE BLUR OF INSANITY - SUMMER JOBS PAGE!
THE BLUR OF INSANITY - SUMMER JOBS PAGE!: "SELLING SPERM
Yes, you CAN actually get paid to masturbate. Even we were amazed. You can earn big bucks for just a few minutes 'labor'. Not to mention helping to spread your genes throughout the population. This is polygamy with out the down-side of multiple wives bitching you into the ground, but, unfortunately, without the upside of actually having sex. In some cultures, success is judged in wealth or in how well you procreate; and this summer job has both of those things. You can make up to $5,500 in a year (for something we all do for free - pretty sweet). THE CATCH: You actually have to be genetically desirable to do this, meaning you have to prove you are really smart and healthy. So if you are at the top of the genetic heap and attend one of the top schools or graduated from one you get the big bucks. Search the web under 'sperm bank.' Finally, we also want to encourage stupid, ugly or annoying people to NOT participate, as the gene pool is polluted enough. The fascinating thing is that women can't make money at this occupation! "
Yes, you CAN actually get paid to masturbate. Even we were amazed. You can earn big bucks for just a few minutes 'labor'. Not to mention helping to spread your genes throughout the population. This is polygamy with out the down-side of multiple wives bitching you into the ground, but, unfortunately, without the upside of actually having sex. In some cultures, success is judged in wealth or in how well you procreate; and this summer job has both of those things. You can make up to $5,500 in a year (for something we all do for free - pretty sweet). THE CATCH: You actually have to be genetically desirable to do this, meaning you have to prove you are really smart and healthy. So if you are at the top of the genetic heap and attend one of the top schools or graduated from one you get the big bucks. Search the web under 'sperm bank.' Finally, we also want to encourage stupid, ugly or annoying people to NOT participate, as the gene pool is polluted enough. The fascinating thing is that women can't make money at this occupation! "
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